"THE TWO BIGGEST SELLERS IN ANY BOOKSTORE ARE THE COOKBOOKS AND THE DIET BOOKS. THE COOKBOOKS TELL YOU HOW TO PREPARE THE FOOD, AND THE DIET BOOKS TELL YOU HOW NOT TO EAT ANY OF IT!"

 

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ANDY ROONEY

"I MUST SAY I FIND TELEVISION VERY EDUCATIONAL. THE MINUTE SOMEBODY TURNS IT ON, I GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ A GOOD BOOK."

 

 

GROUCHO MARX

"PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN NEW YORK HAS HALF A MIND TO WRITE A BOOK, AND DOES."

 

 

GROUCHO MARX